10 cups anger
8 cups religious hypocrisy
8 cups rage
6 cups bitterness
5 cups fear
5 cups insecurity
Scant teaspoon love
Mix anger, bitterne, rage, and religious hypocrisy well. Spread over fear, covering it completely. Let love sit until cold, then sprinkle haphazardly onto the pan. Stir in insecurity. Bake at 500 degrees until hard shell has formed.
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